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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Caption Contest Announced



Bloggie announces a Caption Contest for the above artful rendering. Submit your ideas on the "Comments" function immediately below.

15 comments:

Bloggie said...

Submitted by anonymous contributor.

horns n' fins said...

Isn't Photoshop a wondrous invention? Time for None to enlighten us all on how this parody is racist.

Jake Watcher said...

The Emperor's New Paradigm!

Don't you just love it when administration learns a new word?

horns n' fins said...

1) "Sure, I received a bonus, but faculty got an increase as well. See?"

2) LJ explains his vision of shared governance.

Anonymous said...

I am a faculty member at a small liberal arts college in Michigan. This Learning Alliance gang has contributed to ruining our college's mission which soon will negatively affect its reputation. The college is no longer a prestigious higher education institution where students, faculty, and staff work together to achieve similar educational goals. The company, working with business-mad administrators, has created a factory-like environment where faculty/ staff are treated like line workers who will be fired as quickly as they were hired. The institution will lose half of its enrollment while these consultants and administrators profits from destroying all academic integrity of the institution. It is shocking that anyone condoned this decision to hire them and implement their advice. It would be more humane and more fitting just to close our institution now and put up a sign, "Attention Ed-mart shoppers, please return your shopping carts to the customer service center where we will take your money in exchange for damaged goods"

Soon-to-be-Ex-Faculty

Disaffected Administrator said...

Caption:

"It soon became obvious to all but the most obtuse, that Lloyd Jacobs had become an encumbrance to the university and to all concerned."

Diogenes said...

... an encucumbrance to ...

Anonymous said...

I'll shrink your pickle !

Diogenes said...

Apickleypse Now!

Baffled Alum said...

Propaganda vs. Performance

or

Isn't there a pickle factory somewhere that needs a CEO?

or

If you touch me there again, you will have to marry me.

Ed Prof said...

A terminal case of transformative change

Anonymous said...

Cover Illustration from the forthcoming book:

"The Wit and Wisdom of Lloyd Jacobs"

Ed Tech said...

Half a pickle is better than None.

yo, duh! said...

Prelude and Postlude: The value of your UT education, uh, diploma (big pickle) Pre-Lloyd and ("New Entity") Post-Lloyd, i.e., after we've been Jaked around.

Anonymous said...

Transformative Oblivion, Now!