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Friday, January 25, 2013

Bloggie's New Poll

Please vote in the new poll on the sidebar.  You may also add comments below. Bloggie wants to know what you think and also why you think it.  Thank you!  

Bloggie may do some more extensive polling later.  Maybe even a confidence/no confidence poll.    



(The Big F)

Training the Big Wheels

Only $161.99 at, this handy apparatus could have saved the University $388,838.01 up front, not to mention the additional bonus money that will be paid for further on-the-job training.  

Upper level UT administrators should get one in lieu of bonuses and salary until their on-the-job training is complete. For some of them this on-the-job training period has been going on for more than five years. Obviously they haven't heard of probationary 90 day hiring periods.  

But one can just picture them on their little bikes, riding up and down the big third floor hallway in University Hall, just like big, albeit exceptionally well paid, kids.  They would do less harm that way. 

Friday, January 18, 2013

Imaginosis 2018: When Incoherence Becomes Policy

The optimal thing, from an administrative point of view, about Five 
Year Plans is that it only takes about five minutes to knock one out.  

Are you ready for the future, Komrade?

First Ingredient: A Glorious Leader (with bonus package)

We must think positively!

The minnow. . .

 . . . will swallow the whale.

 Great minds will employ . . . 

 . . . new technologies . . . 

 . . . to install new knowledge and remove all doubt . . .

 . . . under the omniscient guidance of an ever-growing bureaucracy. . . 

 to reach the masses.

 The New University will allow immediate penetration into virgin minds.

 It will allow us to showcase ever more glorious leaders.

Let us pray.