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Hard Eight: Auto-Ethnographic Essays on Academic Culture Featuring the End of the Arts & Sciences College, University of Toledo, 2010
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Do you agree or disagree that University of Toledo suffers from administrative bloat?
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COMMENT OF THE WEEK
Bloggie applauds this perspicacious observer:
"The administration is in a panic mode to implement controversial and irreversible structural and curricular changes campus-wide by early February fiscal plan deadlines with only the vaguest notions of their impacts. The plan is, according to an interview with a top administrator published in the most recent Independent Collegian, to cast out many seeds and "see what grows." This experimental garden, as most senators articulated in many different ways, seems a costly recipe for disaster. Utter madness. Stay tuned."
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Comment of the Week
"This is that old tension between the corporate way of doing things and the academic way of doing things. In the corporate world, you sweep everything under the rug to make your b.s. as shiny, pleasing to the nose, and profitable as possible. In the academic world, you operate with a higher moral standard. Veritas and all that."
Comment of the Week of August 13
Re UT academic posers and hypocrites:
Have their checks calculated in units of postmodern theoretical currency and issued in photocopied legal tender notes signed by Walter Benjamin with a photo of Karl Marx and a seal stamped “In Derrida We Trust”.
Comment of the Era
Wow! Ain't that something.
-Anonymous
Comment of the Week
Mention goes to the the anonymous commentator of Feb 7, who, regarding UT President Llloyd Jacob's "Investing in Faculty" letter, stated: "If we could use the same criteria for 'investing in administrators' we could cut most of those positions."
Comments to HLC
Make sure you address your comments to HLC to the email address listed below in the "Higher Learning Commission Wants to Know" post. This may be the only chance you have to be heard. Bloggie hears that UT administration has discussed giving faculty "training" so that faculty members know how to "properly" talk to the HLC folks. How's that for stacking the deck? Does everyone get a little script to read? Make sure you practice before a mirror at being bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Comment of the Week!
Definitely, the Comment of the Week award goes to Anonymous 12:14 pm, Dec 3, under the "Higher Learning Commission Needs to Know" posting by Diogenes. Pithy and pointed!
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DON'T BE A SHEEP
Independent Collegian Article on Dicey Administrative Spending
IC reporter Casey Cheap looks at bow ties, apartments and movie tickets purchased by UT administrators at university/public expense. See
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Letter and Petition from Foreign Languages Faculty Member
A couple weeks ago, at the beginning of summer break, we in the Department of Foreign Languages were informed that our secretary's position was being eliminated and that while she will not lose her job (she'll be transferred), that position is not to be filled. We apparently will be expected to do our own jobs plus what we can of the secretary's. That is clearly not acceptable, and so one of the steps we in FL are taking against it is an online petition now available for any who want to (including those who for whatever reason--not a registered Ohio voter, not a US citizen, etc.--cannot sign the petition against SB5), to read and sign.
I know not everyone on the blog will be interested in this; I'm not asking anyone who doesn't want to, to sign or even read the petition. I do think that there are many who would be interested and would want to sign it--if they knew about it.
It's scary to post this under my own name; I'm as afraid as anyone of repercussions. But this is simply too important to keep quiet on, and we have to do something! FL is not the first department that this has happened to, and it's almost certain not to be the last if we don't speak up in a way that the administration will hear us and in a way that makes clear that other people are seeing that it's going on.
Here's the link to the online petition:For those who can make it, there will also be an informational meeting--including lunch and petition-signing--next Friday, May 27 in FH 2420, 12:00 - 2:00 p.m.
I know not everyone on the blog will be interested in this; I'm not asking anyone who doesn't want to, to sign or even read the petition. I do think that there are many who would be interested and would want to sign it--if they knew about it.
It's scary to post this under my own name; I'm as afraid as anyone of repercussions. But this is simply too important to keep quiet on, and we have to do something! FL is not the first department that this has happened to, and it's almost certain not to be the last if we don't speak up in a way that the administration will hear us and in a way that makes clear that other people are seeing that it's going on.
Here's the link to the online petition:For those who can make it, there will also be an informational meeting--including lunch and petition-signing--next Friday, May 27 in FH 2420, 12:00 - 2:00 p.m.
Katherine Best
Wave of the Future or Merely Sometime Later This Week?
The Chronicle of Higher Education ran a deeply fascinating article called, "When to Dissolve a Faculty Senate." Apparently this is any time that it becomes "adversarial" to administration.
The online comments to the article are priceless.
Nemeth on Mammon in IC
David Nemeth's most recent tour-de-force
Professor Nemeth has another fabulous and timely article in the new and increasingly wonderful Independent Collegian. See http://www.independentcollegian.com/forum/the-kraken-attacks-1.2340091
Nemeth Does it Again
See the forum article in The Independent Collegian at:
Nemeth's New Article in Collegian
The Independent Collegian has run another of Professor Nemeth's fine and provocative articles in its latest edition. This one discusses the double-talk by mouthpieces for the current UT administration concerning the effects of and reasons behind so-called strategic reorganization. Make sure you get the latest version of Newspeak 5.1 if you want to decode what UT administrators are really saying.
UT Ranks 13th Nationally on Administrative Bloat
See Appendix B of the Administrative Bloat report posted on 8/28 for evidence, but UT now has a higher proportion of administrators to students than all but 12 public universities in America. President Jacobs has finally put University of Toledo in the top tier. With Strategic Organization he may be aiming for number one.
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Recent Letters from The Blade
Jacobs' arrogance is astonishing
Recently, President Lloyd Jacobs of the University of Toledo stated that bonuses were justified because his administrators "took all the risks."
As a professor at UT, I am outraged that President Jacobs claims that administrators take all of the risks. What risks do they take that the other faculty and staffs on campus do not?
Administrators are protected by state and federal employment laws and by their contracts.
When ex-President Vik Kapoor was terminated, he remained a professor with a salary near what he was paid as president.
As president emeritus, Dan Johnson retained a salary greater than his pay as president.
In the recent layoffs, exceptionally few administrators were terminated. It seems to me that low-level personnel at UT have far more risks because the greater proportion of the layoffs have come from their ranks. And they did not have continuing salaries.
President Jacobs' answer to questions on two occasions regarding relinquishing part of his bonus was to the effect that he earned his bonuses and what he did with them was his business.
Administrators do not risk their personal money in their duties: they use taxpayer money and funds collected through donations and grants to the university.
Administrators take home salaries in the hundreds of thousands of dollars and then add bonuses for longevity and whatever else the president decides is fitting for their contracts.
However, the lower-level personnel have much lower salaries and no such bonuses. Where is the risk?
It seems to me that these bonuses are convoluted: The lower-level personnel are taking the greater risks with no bonuses while the administrators with very rewarding jobs with little risk receive large bonuses.
Am I missing something here?
WALTER W. OLSON,
Mechanical, Industrial, and Manufacturing
Engineering,
University of Toledo
It's the same old, same old at UT
I could hardly believe the arrogance of Dr. Lloyd Jacobs, president of the University of Toledo, when a reporter asked if he would be willing to forgo his bonus in light of the layoffs, raise in tuition, etc.
His comment was that he worked for it. Is that to say that the ones being laid off did not work for their pay?
All I can say is, business as usual at UT. Some things never change.
SANDY FLICK
Rose Acres Drive
UT also has checks, balances
In response to letter titled "Professors must focus on teaching," I would like to point out that the University of Toledo operates on the basis of shared governance.
This means that faculty members participate in the administration of the university.
A focus on teaching requires faculty to address administrative issues such as policies, procedures, and yes, finances, because these all affect classroom outcomes. A university with solid and equitable finances benefits everyone, including and especially the students. Just as the U.S. government is constituted to have checks and balances, so is our university government.
The UT-AAUP is one of those checks against UT administrators who most recently have displayed more concern for their own profit rather than a concern for the common good.
LINDA M. ROUILLARD,
Associate Professor
of French,
University of Toledo
Quote of the Year (so far)
The following is excerpted from the recent UT AAUP newsletter concerning the official university response to news of the bonus scandal:
. . . . Either Jacobs is misleading the media or he has misled the Board of Trustees. President Jacobs objected to "the general tone" of the UT-AAUP Newsletter. Many persons on this campus object to the "general tone" of the Jacobs Administration. During his tenure as President, he has introduced an administrative culture of fear and intimidation. . . . A point of logic must be raised here, with all respect to UT AAUP, the conclusions that President Jacobs has (1) misled the media and (2) the Board of Trustees are not mutually exclusive. Both would seem likely given his considerable talent at spinning "visions." |
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"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
THE COMMITTEE OF TWELVE VICTORY PARTY
“Bing bang, I saw their whole gang
Prancin' on Jake’s living room rug. Yeah!
Flip flop, they wuzza doin’ the bop.
All the queens had the dancin' bug.
There wuz Lollipop-a (with-a Peggy Sue),
Good Golly! Miss Molly wuzza even there, too!”
Ah! You just had to BE there! Tough luck you didn't make the J-list.
i loved this cartoon.
what business and UT org chart aficionados fail to recognize about "the 21st century" is that org charts are obsolete from the get-go. good or bad, we are living in a virtual world. 30 years ago, theoretical research in astrophysics became virtual with the advent of e-mail and electronic submissions to supercomputers. today, observational astronomy is virtual through remote observing facilities. the submission to and reading of research journals went virtual 15-20 years ago. even laboratory research in chemistry and microbiology will be virtual within 20 years, either by simulation or by remote mechanical processing.
learning will be virtual. there will still be good profs who engage their students, and bad profs who don't, and students who want engagement, and disinterested students who don't.
either way, i don't need an org chart to tell me to work with chris burnett in art on the physics of new media- the virtual world does the job.
solar energy will decentralize the energy economy and give "power to the people" (literally).
the virtual world decentralizes authority structures and makes org charts a humorous anachronism.
of course there will be problems of "truth" (if there is such a thing, xoroxyz10), veracity, and responsibility, but so what else is new?
Re Sir Lawrence
Very well said.
These are just some of the reasons org charts and brick and mortar educational institutions are doomed for obsolescence quite soon in favor of virtual education. Business and management guru Peter Drucker recognized this fact a long time ago, as have many people in IT, science and technology and alternative education.
It’s one of those obvious no-brainers except for those blowing smoke and dragging their feet out of ignorance or because of their vested interest in the highly inefficient and often highly mediocre status quo of face-to-face education as it has been conducted out of necessity since the beginning of human civilization.
Decentralization and “power to the people” is not always necessarily a good thing, however.
Are you saying you would prefer the “anything goes” rumor and disinformation-filled Wild West of the Internet to some sort of centralized and certified academic information portal where people can have at least some reasonable degree of confidence that the information there is not total bullshit or propaganda?
Or the “decentralized” and often brutal and lawless world of the actual American Wild West or of nations during revolution like Russia or China or the present horrible state of Iraq or Afghanistan or many African nations etc. or the post-Apocalyptic worlds of Mad Max or Cormac McCarthy’s The Road – as opposed to the generally very safe and comfortable lives many of us are fortunate enough to have now in America and in other democratic nations?
I certainly hope not.
Re the “truth” – I’m not quite sure which edge of the Sword of Irony you are wielding here.
I doubt you are coming from a postmodernist relativist perspective – so you must be coming from a more scientific/analytic perspective – i.e. Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle or Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem or Russel’s Paradox or the logical positivist/empiricist Verification Principle or Popper’s idea of falsifiability – or something along those lines.
The subtleties of any absolute truth (if there really is anything like absolute truth) are undoubtedly still generally (but not entirely) open to debate – from the logic of inductive reasoning to the macroscopic level of astrophysics and black holes and the origins of the universe to the molecular level of DNA to the subatomic level of string theory and back to the human level of meaning, language, truth and logic.
But here’s one thing that is true. Mathematicians, physicists and engineers can do things like build really fast planes, trains and automobiles and scientists and physicians can cure diseases and people like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs can make awesome personal computers etc. … but postmodernists can’t do any of these things – not practically or even theoretically, according to their own worldview.
And THAT’S the truth.
Incidentally – as a humorous aside – I can’t recall off hand who said it but it has been said by scientific critics of postmodernism that anyone in the humanities or social sciences who mentions Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle or Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem should be considered “guilty until proven innocent.”
Cheers.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38206989/ns/business-bloomberg_businessweek/
Loved the Business week article. Not all apply but #5, #7, #8 and #10 seemed to fit.
We have long tended to watch what we say on the phone and in our email.
HSC faculty member.
The University of Toledo certainly evokes "sad chuckles."
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