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Friday, May 29, 2009

As Clear as Mud. . .

Reports from the Arts & Sciences Chairs Meeting last week say that only the following numbers of visitor slots for departments had been approved by the Provost to that date.  The following list was read (but not distributed) to the chairs:

COMMUNICATION 2
HISTORY  1
PHILOSOPHY 3
PHYSICS 1
THEATRE 2
ART 2
CHEMISTRY 3
ENGLISH 7
FOREIGN LAN. 1
MATH 20
MUSIC 3

One chair asked about when his department should start canceling classes.  He was told to hold off.

Part Time positions were reported as still "up in the air." 

Allegedly the above numbers are still being negotiated by the Dean's office.  

It is unclear who will teach many A&S classes this Fall.  

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the full time faculty could make the time to teach a few!!!!!

I've Heard Enough said...

Better yet, maybe we can get some of those up-to-now useless administrators to teach some classes! There are enough VPs around here to row a galley! But unfortunately very few of them are qualified for any other functions than sycophancy and spending other people's money. The faculty bring in revenue, while serving the needs of the students, while the administrators squander it on big-talk projects, cronies and themselves.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous: how many courses do you teach? How many students do you advise? What do you do to contribute to the student-centered mission of this university?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 2 wondered what Anonymous 1 does "... to contribute to the student-centered mission of this university."

1. Proves the importance of a quality education by showing some consequences (ignorance, arrogance) of the lack of it

2. Validates the words attributed to former VP Dan Quayle: "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

3. Makes the rest of us look better