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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Pssst! How Many "M"s are in STEMM around here?

T: One. Uno.

F: I thought there was two “M”s in “STEMM”?

T: Not at The UT.

F: What happened?

T: We had to drop the second“M” for “Medicine” to deflect those old suspicions about the real reason for the Big Merger.

F: Ahhh! The B M ... Makes sense! Good thing we kept the “M” for “Morality.”

T: Screwball, you! THAT “M” stands for “Math,” ... as in “Do the MATH!”

F: “Morality” ... “Math” ... ... “Mon-eeeeey” ... What’s the difference?

T: "Bada Bing?”

F: “Bada Bang!”

T: “Golf Tuesday?”

F: “You’re ON!”

11 comments:

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Lafcadio said...

... twaddle ...

Diogenes said...

... wins the ...

Odysseus said...

. . . battle.

_ said...
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Diogenes said...

Burma-Shave

Tully said...
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Tully said...

None:

Rage, yes. But what's "unreasonable" here? Someone cleverly calling him/herself "none" certainly possesses wits enough to see that reasonable outrage is appropriate in dire circumstances. Can you really think that circumstances are anything short of dire?

"None shall pass." --Black Knight.

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Tully said...

To borrow from Justice Scalia himself, you seem to be confusing a kulturkampf for a fit of spite. You are quite right in one respect: awful bosses do move on. Never soon enough, of course, but they do move on. But awful administrations linger a little longer, and awful reconfigurations of the meaning, purpose, scope, and value of the College of Arts and Sciences--and of the liberal arts--will take many years to undo. I'm afraid you underestimate the scope of the badness and I am inclined, like you, to not worry too much under ordinary circumstances. (These are not ordinary). I am not inclined, however, to troll discussion boards to lob invective. If you want to discuss, discuss. Obviously you know something that others in A&S don't. So what is the secret?

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